I AM THE WHORE OF BABYLON HEAR ME ROAR.
Someone apparently found the Whore of Babylon on OkCupid? Or is a loon. YOU DECIDE
Did someone send this message to Dana?
This message is so horrifying, but I’ve read it like 5 times now. I couldn’t do a satirical imitation of this if I spent the rest of my life trying. Weirdly flawless.