sherralotz:

Airplane! (1980)

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

Trying to find the answers to life’s big questions…

Trying to find the answers to life’s big questions…

melvillehouse:

openbooksorg:

For disliking poetry as much as he does, this 5th grader is pretty good at writing it!
I hate poetry!
Poetry looks like a demon rising.
I don’t want to do this.
Poetry sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
I still don’t want to do this.
Poetry smells like skunk spray times 20.
I still don’t want to do this.
Poetry tastes like rotten eggs with human brains.
I will never do this again.
Poetry feels like being frozen by a freeze ray.
Doesn’t everybody hate poetry?
Panajotis wrote this at an Adventures in Creative Writing field trip that focused on slam poetry.

Easily one of the best poems I’ve ever read. Somebody get this kid a grant.

melvillehouse:

openbooksorg:

For disliking poetry as much as he does, this 5th grader is pretty good at writing it!

I hate poetry!

Poetry looks like a demon rising.

I don’t want to do this.

Poetry sounds like nails on a chalkboard.

I still don’t want to do this.

Poetry smells like skunk spray times 20.

I still don’t want to do this.

Poetry tastes like rotten eggs with human brains.

I will never do this again.

Poetry feels like being frozen by a freeze ray.

Doesn’t everybody hate poetry?

Panajotis wrote this at an Adventures in Creative Writing field trip that focused on slam poetry.

Easily one of the best poems I’ve ever read. Somebody get this kid a grant.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

theabsurditiesoflife:

momakesthings:

♥ embroidery for the ignorant ♥

these make me want to smile & cry at the same time. so good.

clauss:

If anything, we can at least thank Mr. Ken Ham for the most metal PowerPoint slide of all time.

clauss:

If anything, we can at least thank Mr. Ken Ham for the most metal PowerPoint slide of all time.

thefreshprinceofbelarus:

why is there a question mark

Leslie Knope was ahead of the curve on this one.

thefreshprinceofbelarus:

why is there a question mark

Leslie Knope was ahead of the curve on this one.

(Source: monicalewinskyofficial)