“Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.”

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

(Source: transascendant)

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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(Source: twitter.com)

(Source: paxamericana)

stickyembraces:

Philosophers lost in Social Media, #7

stickyembraces:

Philosophers lost in Social Media, #7

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

“It’s really great to be here. There’s nothing like a party. You know, you work hard all your life. Especially when you’re trying to get Microsoft working. Microsoft! What would we have done without it? In the office days, older office days, in the ’80s, you had big computers in a room. I mean, enormous! And look at the technology now. It takes a inventive mind to run and invent this Microsoft, and I’m very happy.”
“Bill Gates” on Nathan for You